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Bomb Hugg - One Week
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ACRONYM - MEAN GENE
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Who confuses the shooters, Sharpshoots the losers
Only man to put a torture rack on Luger?
It’s him, Acronym, three count to the win
Prettier than The Body,
More Brains than Bobby Heenan
Catch you sleeping, nah, Million Dollar Dreaming
Ringmaster strategy like Stone Cold Steven
Cross between Metal Face/Brian Pillman
Makes me a combination Loose Cannon Madvillain
Top billin’ these suckas are curtain jerkers
Go berserker on spotmonkeys and stiff workers
Hunting season, catch a stun gun stop breathing
Blue Demon, more heat’s what I’m achieving
(SAMPLE: You know there’s one thing I would like to discuss with you, this may be a sore subject)
Well Gene a champion is only as great as his competition
and listen, I’m banging my chest in a Gorilla Position
I crushed all my opposition and now
they’re underneath me like a Texas Cloverleaf be
I’ve neatly destroyed those others completely
Still suckers wanna run their traps though
Buggy-eyed screaming like its a Warrior promo
They Oscar Meyer these phoney baloney jabronis
Fit to die a slow death; Wade Wilson on the Zamboni
Fling from Bret’s rope, lionsault like Jericho
Rob Van Goddamn this kid gets aerial
Peep the scenario like a tribe
Lifting supersets of 25 at a time and
Handing out ring psychology lessons. Any questions?
(SAMPLE: I-I’d like to know is this somethi-is this a regular part of your training)
First off, I grip more plates than a buffet
Astonishing my bench weight, press the equivy of a Chevy daily
Run 10K before anybody starts their day
I’m Ali I don’t count til I feel pain
MCKHYWRD behind the scenes icing the champagne
(SAMPLE: Champagne? Champagne. What kind? Doesn’t matter.)
It doesn’t matter
Nothing matters but the belt
I push all-in when the cards dealt
And I won’t stop until my flag’s unfurled
As Triple-Crown champion: intercontinental, tag, and world.
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ACRONYM back on the attack like a senton
Status as top card being cemented
Mid-mat throwing out Dynamite Kid
I’m on a better title run than Bryan Danielson
I breathe lava like a cracked caldera
Style superior
Y’all Botchamania like Sin Cara
Classic like Dragon VS Mysterio Jr.
Submission reversals and aerial manoeuvres
Ring innovator like Gory Guerrero
More twists and turns than Neville’s Red Arrow
Clean finish but it don’t feel fair though
You’re deleted like my little Brother Nero
You holding the strap? Come on be real
They leave your face off the promotional materials
Cause you as Champ about as believable
as Helms as a superhero
HOOK
Cruiserweight Champion
Back-to-basics like an Irish Whip
Acro giving kids nightmares like the Secret of Nimh
Bring Thunder like Jushin Liger
Fuck an eye, go ahead and bring me the whole Tiger
Clean stripes rider
5 foot eleven with a seven foot game
I’m stretching you out son like in a crippler crossface
Hit for the cycle, buckle to buckle yo
Shotgun dropkick while you're tied up in the tree of woe
540 splash on the mat, Cold Scorpio
See I’m the man of one thousand five holds
And none of them are armbar
Mr. Monday Night superstar
Put La Parka through the windshield of a parked car
Hardcore matches from stadiums to bingo halls
I’m all about the TLC like waterfalls
HOOK
Cruiserweight Champion
Wrestlers I sunset flip em with my drumset rhythms
Dangerous as DDTs from elevated positions
My style’s a sitout driver to your cranium
Guaranteed like a face win in Mania
Got this beat so retarded it’s a handicap match
Go ahead and laugh
Sure thing like when Eddie lands the frog splash
Middle rope suicide, violence like you haven’t seen
Since Tajiri/Super Crazy deathmatch in Philly
Crowd pops, applause gets thunderous
Whole stable trying to get out from under us
I’m high-risk as a plancha or a tope
Still waiting for PWI to get me that trophy
HOOK
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Norwegian Blue Records Lethbridge, Alberta
Almost infamous.
2009-2019
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